- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

EGGPLANT

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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