- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Girls soccer

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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