Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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White men's rights

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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field day?

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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