everybody loves raymond

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Actually it was me Josh brown

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

stuarts mum

My three children are three big mistakes.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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