Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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