Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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knock knock whos their a person

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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