- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man makes a sandwich.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

What? Yes.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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