A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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YOU

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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eden stop

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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