- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

your moms my other ride

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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