whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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The morning of her 16th birthday, April's parents presented her with a young racehorse named Bolt. Bolt was energetic and strong the first two days, easily trotting around their 4 acre estate, but the following morning, when April went out to bring Bolt his breakfast, she found him leaning on his stable, head down, slowly rolling side to side. Upon seeing her newfound friend in distress, she promptly asked, "Are you okay Bolt? Why the long face?" Soon after, April realized that she had made a clever pun and grinned childishly. April's glory was short lived however, when Bolt suddenly collapsed due to an aortic aneurysm. Having spent most of their retirement on this racehorse, April's parents sold the ranch and moved into a retirement home, disgracing their daughter for not taking care of their steed. April, believing herself to be the culprit for Bolt's death, later committed suicide.

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Justin with a hat.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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brittney griner

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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