- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Republicans

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Microwave

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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