Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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A man goes to the potty.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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