- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Womens rights

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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