- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

i keep getting thumbs down...

squash squash who squash my ass

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

ur an fagit

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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