- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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