- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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