- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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