What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

no

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Can midgets still have big dreams?

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Anti-jokes are funny.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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