What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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