- Anti Joke

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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