- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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