Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

It says so on your cap.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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