- Anti Joke

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house