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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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