Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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Wright flyer

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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VAL SUCKS

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Women's rights

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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