- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Derp

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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