Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

politically correct!

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Okay, after this one then...

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

7+5=12

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Yo mama so fat.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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