A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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to get to the other side.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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So I was walking down the road today

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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