Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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