- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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