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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Bark I'm a tree

guy walks into a bar, ouch

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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