What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

Penis.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Your Mother

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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