why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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