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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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