I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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I love alchohol!

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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