- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

i just pooped that is all!

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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