there was once a jew

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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Justin Bieber

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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