- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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