Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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