Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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Buzi vagy!

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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