Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Burp

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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