how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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