- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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