what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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