- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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