Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

VaginaBoob ^.^

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Obamacare

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Mitt Romney

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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