How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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