- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

knock knock? come in

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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