Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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