Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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The Joke Below

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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