A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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I Have a Black Friend

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Anti Joke

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