- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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