- Anti Joke

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

FUS RO DAH!!!

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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