What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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