Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

2 Penises

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

knock knock come in!

hashtags suck balls

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

A man goes to the potty.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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