Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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Ed Rambo. EXPERIENCE as John Rambo is kidnapped by AL QUAIDA (because he did not totally save their ass in the second or third movie riiiight) Leaving Ed Rambo, his son (Played by Eddie Murphy) up to the task of saving him, from Al Quaida`s real leader... Yes, its a conspiracy! "Okay, first Obama is supposedly a terrorist, but seriously the secret alliance between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?" Bullshit movie reviews. "So the explanation is that Ed Rambo is black because John Rambo married an Asian woman? What about their age? They are probably the same or something!" Mad Magazine. Moral: Yeah because this annoys you, and you all kinda love me I know its Al Qaeda, but who wants to type that... Now it does not say Skynet is watching anymore... After four times... Wow, god damn we need robocop to be real before the Termitetrisnators travel back in time into our dimension. AND NOT ADAM SANDLERS: ROBOCOP.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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Anti Joke

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