- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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