Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

Sammi suck kyles chode

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

What's the difference between a duck?

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Womans baksetball...

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?