Jesse gets so many ladies

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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