- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

ask me if im a door yes

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

A seal walks into a club.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

What stops a train? A missile

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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