why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

What's round and orangey? An orange.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike