- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Whats worse than a joke? This

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

your mother

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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