- Anti Joke

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

women's rights

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel