People Eating Tasty Animals

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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SBB

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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