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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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