There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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women's rights

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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your mum

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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