- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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