What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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