- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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