- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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