- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

But who would want to sell us out and why?

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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