- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Albert <3 Hunter

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Knock Know! Come in!

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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