- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

hola said the chinese man

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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