Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

My dad

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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