roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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Where's the dick??? east

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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