- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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