Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Moral

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

no pun intended

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are red.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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