- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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