why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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