Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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women's rights, lol

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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