A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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