- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

steven hawking walks into a bar

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Whats red and dirty? Her period

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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