- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

The WPGA tour

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

A man buys a prius

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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