- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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