- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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