- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

nice tits.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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