- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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