- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

you first

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

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