- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

I was once a hamster.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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