- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

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