Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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The WNBA

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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