What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Click here to end the world.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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