What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

its funny cuz i laughed!

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

Christianity

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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