- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

boobs.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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