Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

What did the president do for the people? ...

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Justin Bieber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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