- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Brain fart

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