whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

black people are white when i use night gogles

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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