- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Brain fart

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Nickelback

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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