Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Derp

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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I have an erection My mom!

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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