- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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