- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's my tractor?

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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