What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

This joke is the worst joke ever.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

LIFE :(

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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