Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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