On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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gay people

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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brittney griner

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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