- Anti Joke

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Do you love me? No.