What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What did the fish say after he

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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