I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Ben Affleck

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Mitt Romney

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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