- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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sorry got to poo

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Your Mother

Mormons having fun.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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