A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

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