Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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Poop

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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