Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

Today is March 22.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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