Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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ecks! why zee?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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ur gay

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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