One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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womens rights.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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