What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Yock

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

womens rights

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

dick dick dick... frogs

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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