- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

hey, my names mark.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

Knock knock

MySpace.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Cool Brian

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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