Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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Jews

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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mental kid

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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hey, my names mark.

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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