Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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