- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

it's funny because it's funny

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

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