- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.