If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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