EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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the WNBA

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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GONNA

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This is not a joke

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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