- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

hey, my names mark.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Jews

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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