Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

whats my name? Matt

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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