What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

you are a åsshole :)

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

haha Otarts was here

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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