How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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