How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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What's the difference between a duck?

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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