- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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