Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

say cheese

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

hi

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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