- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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