- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

brock has small hands for a small job

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