-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

balls

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

PENIS

But who would want to sell us out and why?

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

dry handjob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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