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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

An Italian leaves the mofia

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

A fish swims up your penis...

An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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