- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

David Cameron

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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