- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

What did death say to life? Go die

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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