Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

I bet you read this. Told ya.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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