Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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