How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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mark lawson likes boys

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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