- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

i keep getting thumbs down...

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

oh no, i've lost my tractor

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

What's the difference between a duck?

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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