- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

Justin Bieber

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Are you Drew?

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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