- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

womens rights

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

this is stupid .... yep

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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