- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

I have aids

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Where's the dick??? east

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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