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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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