What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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