- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You and your parents are going to die today

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

shammmm is a lesbian.

What's the difference between a lamp?

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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