Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

anti jokes are for fags

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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