A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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sorry got to poo

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Your Mother

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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