- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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