A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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Basically copying you.

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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Scott Gomez

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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9/11

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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