- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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