- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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