- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

knock,knock you suck

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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