so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

I like colin but not as much as apple

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

i'm hard

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What does two plus two equal? 4

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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