- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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