- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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