- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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