- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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