Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

Your Mother

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Daym im romantic

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

How many fingers do most people have? 10

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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