- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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