- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Racial Equality

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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