- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

You all have Aids

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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