- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

I woke up today

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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