Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

I have a gay camel

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

What's clear and wet? water

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

I forgot what i was gonna say

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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