- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

yes i can connor, this is brett.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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