- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

This is a joke.

What stops a train? A missile

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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