Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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Elizabeth Warren

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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I woke up today

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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balls

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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