Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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Hey Eliza, thanks, while I appreciate the help, Alice is crying in a corner and refusing to get up, I wont lie, for a moment there I could "see voices and music" and valium has taken care of the ptsd (and blown most of my brain, which is nice for a change). With that said, im on 40 mg ritalin which is a lot, but I need it, besides I can handle the anxiety. I have no idea who the guy typing this is, but he is following me to the letter, so thats good enough, except his typos being worse than mine, which is pretty good for a guy that barely speaks english. Sorry Eliza, but Alice is having a breakdown here, ill talk her down a bit first, she tries to hide it, but she is far more worried about me than I am, which is nice, just not like this, ill be right back with you.

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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I'm gay.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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who is awesome? no one...

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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