Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Stop procrastinating.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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