yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

penis?

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Health food.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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