What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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